Messages
9/6/2024
14 : 24
How Do You Like Them Apples?
Introducing a PG-13 apple rating website (that I had nothing to do with)
9/5/2024
13 : 14
The Brown Spot on Grand Central's Ceiling
AKA "The Faults in Their Stars"
9/4/2024
13 : 14
The Art Teacher With No Class
But did he sell any?
9/3/2024
13 : 14
Ohio's Admission Problem
What's 150 years between friends?
8/30/2024
13 : 14
How Sharing Fun Facts Changed My Summers
So long, summer
8/29/2024
13 : 24
A Slippery Way to Win a Football Game
But funny!
8/28/2024
13 : 24
Why Bird Poop is White
Things you probably didn't want to think about, Vol. 409
8/27/2024
13 : 4
Using Small Print to Sell a Tasty Treat
This kid is someone to root for
8/26/2024
13 : 14
A Shark and a Murder, But Not the Way You Think
It was armed with the proof!
8/23/2024
13 : 4
I Didn’t Plan This Friday Well
I'm on vacation and didn't think about Friday. Oops.
8/22/2024
13 : 14
The Political Race Which Was, Literally, a Race
Who crossed the line first? Again, literally.
8/21/2024
13 : 14
The Airline that Doesn't Fly Anywhere
And it shares the same airport as the 828ers
8/20/2024
13 : 14
How Do You Send a Warning 1,000 Years into the Future?
Could you even read it?
8/20/2024
3 : 14
One Spud, You’re Out
The baseball game that turned into a potato sack race, minus the sack.
8/20/2024
2 : 54
The Problem With Not Dialing and Driving
You shouldn't text and drive, and if you're on a call, use a hands free device. But don't do this.
8/20/2024
2 : 34
And Now For a Brief Vacation
And no, I'm not going to a beach
8/20/2024
2 : 12
When Garfield the Cat ... Almost Starved?
Comics go dark
8/13/2024
13 : 24
How to Mug Yourself?
Vanity > Freedom, apparently.
8/12/2024
13 : 4
The Prisoners Who Gave Their Captors the Bird
It was a secret code, but only by accident
8/9/2024
14 : 24
Share Your Favorite Mini Games With Me!
and: why isn't there a good backgammon phone app? sigh.